so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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