We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
