Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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