Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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