i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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