His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You're so nebulous sometimes
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Randomize