Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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