my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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