Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
