She said her name was "party"
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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