everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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