sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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