Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just invented taco cereal.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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