He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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