I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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