: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize
