Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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