I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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