office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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