I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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