im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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