i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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