you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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