therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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