i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Randomize
