you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
why is half of my head shaved?
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