I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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