i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
