I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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