Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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