we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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