His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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