just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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