MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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