he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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