Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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