OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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