their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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