so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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