she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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