But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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