Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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