Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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