Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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