I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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