I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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