Dual....:-)
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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