I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Randomize
