That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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