The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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