My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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