ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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