Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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