It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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