Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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