Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
