I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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